r/clevercomebacks • u/TheGreatZarquon • Nov 07 '22
Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot
Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.
STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.
Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.
FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.
r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 7h ago
lol The US doesn't rule the world
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r/clevercomebacks • u/JuniCorps • 19h ago
Shoutout to Bernie for standing up against multi-billion dollar corporations
r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • 5h ago
How dumb does Jim Jordan think his followers are?
r/clevercomebacks • u/Bavarianlarid • 8h ago
Do sharks have necks?
r/clevercomebacks • u/mad_Clockmaker • 20h ago
This is mind blowing to see
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nave2099 • 2h ago
Just wanna say I did not screenshot this myself, but I figured this subreddit would be perfect for it
r/clevercomebacks • u/Accomplished_Cookie • 21h ago
Murdered by tasty words
r/clevercomebacks • u/aftrevel57 • 3h ago
He really did not deserve to be torched like that
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nightmoon22 • 18h ago
Capitalism at it's finest
r/clevercomebacks • u/Karla2224 • 1d ago
Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!
r/clevercomebacks • u/lFlaw_ • 2h ago
"Your" and "you're"
r/clevercomebacks • u/AidanGsRedditAccount • 4h ago
Antivaxxer gets roasted
r/clevercomebacks • u/Gilem_Meklos • 5h ago
This belongs in clever comebacks
r/clevercomebacks • u/Visual-Art881 • 12h ago
Bernie spitting facts
r/clevercomebacks • u/MammothUmpire148 • 1d ago
He’s got a point
r/clevercomebacks • u/dice_011 • 8h ago
Aaww maaan. Gottem!
r/clevercomebacks • u/Big_Berry_4589 • 14h ago
Vaush is a hero
r/clevercomebacks • u/emilyblunt2023 • 10h ago
Protect the right of life
r/clevercomebacks • u/bigmike2001-snake • 1d ago
How to respond to a scammer.
r/clevercomebacks • u/xtra_ashley • 1d ago
This guy is great
r/clevercomebacks • u/Headedagonist668 • 1d ago
I too am extraordinarily humble
r/clevercomebacks • u/RockNRoll85 • 1d ago
No lies detected in that response
r/clevercomebacks • u/So_Damn_Lonely • 1h ago
POSCO for writers
A guy posted a translation/proofreading jpb for English to Arabic. Being fluent in both languages and having a degree in english education, I contacted him, he sent me a pdf file with the job details and asked foe money for application. I realized immediately that he was running a scam. This was my response.