r/clevercomebacks Nov 07 '22

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

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Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

lol The US doesn't rule the world

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

Enough said

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Enough said

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Shoutout to Bernie for standing up against multi-billion dollar corporations

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

How dumb does Jim Jordan think his followers are?

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Do sharks have necks?

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

This is mind blowing to see

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Just wanna say I did not screenshot this myself, but I figured this subreddit would be perfect for it

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

Murdered by tasty words

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

He really did not deserve to be torched like that

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r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Capitalism at it's finest

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

"Your" and "you're"

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Antivaxxer gets roasted

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

This belongs in clever comebacks

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Bernie spitting facts

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

He’s got a point

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Aaww maaan. Gottem!

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

Vaush is a hero

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

How to respond to a scammer.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

This guy is great

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I too am extraordinarily humble

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

No lies detected in that response

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

POSCO for writers

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A guy posted a translation/proofreading jpb for English to Arabic. Being fluent in both languages and having a degree in english education, I contacted him, he sent me a pdf file with the job details and asked foe money for application. I realized immediately that he was running a scam. This was my response.