r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • Feb 26 '22
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/RelyingCactus21 • 9h ago
Someone else's bowl of rats
r/BrandNewSentence • u/scarlet_sage • 14h ago
@elonmusk lol you absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich
r/BrandNewSentence • u/sheerPreempt85 • 8h ago
Your childhood is almost spent
r/BrandNewSentence • u/plagueyraft42 • 8h ago
The holy lane, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaViking74 • 11h ago
Inferiorly evolved man pussy
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThenceHone686 • 1h ago
Should’ve stated how weak your bloodline was...
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Different_Captain717 • 1d ago
Buy one, get one flea
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Usefullyburst99 • 3h ago
Finally a good title
r/BrandNewSentence • u/goNnaylor • 1d ago
Graduated from Donut to Twinkie
r/BrandNewSentence • u/casualNucleon103 • 2h ago
Up shut your ass motherbitch
r/BrandNewSentence • u/RyomaNagare • 8h ago
I dont even follow her... sorry what?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/longchandler257 • 1h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/RudraAkhanda • 5h ago
Amazingly dismissive to compare a stochastic parrot
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SirPutts-a-lot • 4h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/astralrig96 • 21h ago
the question is were they signed?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Captain-O-Beer • 4h ago
Attack of the cobra chickens
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Due-Flower-6340 • 9h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Saesama • 3h ago
Your favorite flavors taste like the word "Zoink."
r/BrandNewSentence • u/gregarious_giant • 7h ago
Brand new period.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/MoiNameIsBdhdnt • 1d ago
I guess we'll never know
r/BrandNewSentence • u/actuallykite62 • 2h ago
Potassium filled cunt
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Big-Boyo • 5h ago
Uncle Hank’s Hairy Handshake
r/BrandNewSentence • u/davidpotatohead123 • 3h ago
Disney Magic rescue boat
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheRealSlimCory • 1d ago
I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/eyvduijwfvf • 7h ago