r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

563 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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254 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Someone else's bowl of rats

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9.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

@elonmusk lol you absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich

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1.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Your childhood is almost spent

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310 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

The holy lane, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS

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209 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Inferiorly evolved man pussy

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373 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Should’ve stated how weak your bloodline was...

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Buy one, get one flea

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6.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Finally a good title

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55 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Graduated from Donut to Twinkie

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2.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Up shut your ass motherbitch

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32 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

I dont even follow her... sorry what?

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87 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Our Government.

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Amazingly dismissive to compare a stochastic parrot

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22 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Twofer

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16 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

the question is were they signed?

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323 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Attack of the cobra chickens

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14 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Chonky rat

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26 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Your favorite flavors taste like the word "Zoink."

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Brand new period.

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16 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I guess we'll never know

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556 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Potassium filled cunt

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7 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Uncle Hank’s Hairy Handshake

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10 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Disney Magic rescue boat

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6 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.

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4.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Game ads are becoming populist

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11 Upvotes